日期：2007-10-07 This guy goes into a supermarket and this old lady is staring at him in a sad way. Through out the store the old lady is there wherever he turns! She is sad and still staring at him. Then the guy goes to purchase his things. The old lady is in front... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-07 Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. One declares, Sometimes I catch myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, and for a brief moment can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start m... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-07 There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway? So he stayed. Winter came and was very c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-07 This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle. OK, says the clerk. What do you call it? A fottle, replies the inventor. A fottle? That's a stu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-27 A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked , What's this, Paw? The father respon... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-27 Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, You see that Indian? Yeah, says the other cowboy. Look, says the first one, he`s listening to the ground. He can hear thi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-27 The following are jokes told by US Military personell. They poke fun at various levels and divisions of the military and most are true stories. This has nothing to do with any current military news events. All our long term visitors know we support o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-27 Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a dream home. Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. H... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-27 1. I'm gonna kill her 2. Shit, They found the body 3. Where's my lawyer? 4. He's still alive? 5. They've got nothing on me 6. I thought I got rid of the evidence 7. I told him to hide the body in the boiler, not the shed 8. Fuck 9. I didn't do it 10.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a seclu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were cruisin down the I-69 highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. It was killed instantly, so Saddam informs the driver to: Go to the farm over the bypass and explain to the pig's owner what happened.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 207, nonstop from New Yor... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 Computer Song To be sung with the theme from the Beverly Hillbillys: Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ted, A poor college kid, barely kept his family fed. But then one day he was talking to a recruiter who said, they'll pay big bucks if y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Would you like a new Mink Coat? he asks. Not really, says Mary. Well how about a new Mercedes sports car? says John. No, she responds. What about a new vacation hom... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 There was a young lady who was totally exhausted from a week's worth of work. Finally, it was time for her to end her work day and go home. As she entered the elevator, she sighed a triumphant, T-G-I-F..., and began to relish the thought of going hom... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 What I Want in a Man, Original List 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says, I ha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partne... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, I bet it's some flowers! That's right! shouted the little boy. Then the candy store... 阅读全文>>