日期：2007-10-31 Two redneck college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the State game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, Old M... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, Lookey thar, up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!! Don't worry, Bu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 There once was a young man named Billy Bob. Now, Billy Bob was a normal Southern boy looking for a nice Southern girl to be his wife. One day, at a mud wrestling match, he met beautiful Tammy Jo. They fell in love and got married. To celebrate their... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a French g... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, How about that! Here's a pi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A redneck father confronted his daughter one night. I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it. Oh no, Daddy, the daughter replied, Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years. The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pickup truck... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience. On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. Fi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and says, Mother, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow. His hand then travels down to her... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A redneck took his daughter to the Gynocologist. They waited in the Doctor's office when finally the Doctor came in and asked the father: Well, what are we here for today? The father answered: to get my daughter on birth control, Doc. Well, is your... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass? Lord, that's the most direct p... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn'... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A farmer walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, May I help you? The farmer said, Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces. The attorney said, Well do you have any grounds? The farmer said, Yea, I got abou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. There is a blind man to see you, she says. Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in. The blind man walks into the ba... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers moving. He called to his dad, Hey Dad, what are you doing? The dad answered, Playi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz can, but now comes in a 16-oz can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2-oz ea... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, e... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care. Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models com... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-17 Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner. Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes ... in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF! Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin ..... 阅读全文>>