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日期：2008-01-19 It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition ma... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-19 A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, Wanna hear a 'redneck' joke? The guy beside him stiffens. Before you start, buddy, I think you oughta know something: I'm 6' 2 tall, weigh 200 pounds and I was born and raised a redneck. Thi... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-09 10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer: The monitor is up on blocks Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them The six front keys have rotted out The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them The numeric keypad only... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-09 A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. $10 for 3 minutes, replied the pilot. That's too much, said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, I'll... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-09 Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard an awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a Specialty Burger too fast. The firs... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-09 After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy t... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-09 A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. Why don't you try artificial insemination said the vet. The farmer didn't have an inkling of what artificial insemination was, but, not wa... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-09 Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-09 What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-09 Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-09 What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-05 Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-05 One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers! Don't worry Bubb... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-05 Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-05 What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-05 What's the most popular pickup line in Alabama? Nice tooth!... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-05 Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. Where do you live? asked the operator. Bubba replied, At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. The operator asked, Can you spell that for me?... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-05 How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say I've gotta leak in my sink and the person at the front desk says go ahead.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-01-05 How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.... 阅读全文>> |
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