日期：2008-06-21 There's this little Ozark family. Maw, Paw, Junior and Sally. One day Junior asks, Paw, whut's sex? Paw sits back, thinks about it, and replies, Well, Junior, I reckon yore bout ol 'nuff to find out. Maw, take off all yer clothes, jump up on the bed... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 One Alabama neighbor says to the other, Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, last night I saw you f**king your wife. Joe responds, The joke's on you Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 Why was the cleaner unhappy with his job? Because he believed that grime didn't pay!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 Moments before a Redneck wedding, a groom and his best man, who go back a long way as friends and fellow playboys, compare conquests. The groom says, ?You know, except for my wife to be, and obviously my sister and my mother, I?ve slept with every w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 An older couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, We refuse to settle for such a small room. N... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 More than anything, dull Dennis wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. This, he said, showing Dennis is a rope, is a lariat. We use it to catch cows. I see, said Dennis, trying to seem kn... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised. The bartender looks around and says, You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy? The guy says, I'm from Iowa. The barten... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 1. Go to O'Reillys auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yar... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic. What's logic? asked Bubba. The... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Two Rednecks are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag? Jes' some chickens. If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one? Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you bot... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands. Well that's a good start. Out of those o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A redneck walks into a lawyers office and says, I wants me a devoars! The attorney says, Do you have gounds? I gots 20 acres uh' the best bottom land in Alabamma. No I meant to ask do you have a good case? replys the attorney. Yep, I rekkun so. I tr... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? Nice tooth!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets a divorce they're still brother and sister.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody is fixin' to lose them a house trailer.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room? A full set of teeth.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.... 阅读全文>>