日期：2008-05-07 What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 How many rednecks does it take eat a possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 There was this gas station in redneck country trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying Free Sex with Fill-up. Soon a redneck customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a nu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes? The other replies, Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him. So that night he did and God replied, You are what you are... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer. 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them. 6.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed that a Air Force base nearby to a Redneck town be opened and that all eligible young men and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it would've been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, Got any I.D.? and the driver replies Bout wut?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. Billy-bob, Hey billi-jo...can I stick my finger in your belly-button? Billi-jo, Sure billy-bob! ...now its 11:00 at the police station... Bill... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... a recipe.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins Once upon a time... A southern fairytale begins Y'all ain't gonna believe this but I was just...... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma. After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 It was the night before Christmas, when all through the trailer park Not a pop-top was poppin', not even Ole Blue barked. Our stockin's was hung over the space heater with care, In hopes Santy would fill 'em with Viennas and beer. The kids was alsee... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough little hillbillies, as they could not afford a larger bed. The husband went to his veterinarian (of course) and told him that he and his cousin-wife didn't want to have any more child... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 For the first time the Miss America Pageant was not broadcast on network television. It was on cable TV on the Country Music Channel. You could really tell. Like three of the finalist said that their lifes goal was to be the first to marry outside o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 The teacher in a Redneck school asked a little girl if she was going to the fair. No, I ain't going, was the reply. The teacher corrected the child: You must not say, 'I ain't going,' you must say, 'I am not going.' And she added to impress the poin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.... 阅读全文>>