日期：2007-12-04 2 rednecks are talking... Yo, how do you protect yourself from AIDS? I wear a condom all the time, replies the other. Do you ever take it off? Yeah, when I go to the bathroom and during sex!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 A small, rural West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem, the gorilla was in hea... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called 'rodeo'. His friend said, No what is it? Well, you mount your wife from the back, reach around her and cup her breasts with both hands. Then y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 Earl was enjoying his normal Saturday afternoon activities, (watching bass fishing, eating pork rinds, and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon) when his wife came storming in the trailer. I want you to get up and kick this guy's ass! she exclaimed. Earl, bei... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 The two finalists were a Yale graduate and a redneck. The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was TIMBUKTU. The Yale graduate was the first to give his poem: Sl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, Do you know what it is? No, I don't, said the little boy. Okay, I'll give you a clue.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 You might be a Redneck if your hunting dog fetches more beer than birds.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 thier was this kid that always got picked on at school. everyday his friends and kids that whent to school always said to him f**k you.well the dumb kid always was curious about what the word f**k means. one day he got real sad and wanted to know wh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard. Come have a look over here, says Bubba, It's Zeb Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 DEAR REDNECK SON, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from home, so we moved. I won't be able to se... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 1. Go to O'Reillys auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yar... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He g... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-29 The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become romantically involved with local r... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-13 IN GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if yo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-13 Dear son, Im writing this slow cause i know you cant read fast. Your pop read that all accidents happen within 20 miles of home so we moved. Can't send you the address as the last arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them so they wo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-13 One day in the great state of Alabama a man walks outside and hears this strange noise coming from one of his trees. He proceeds to walk over to his tree and looks up in the tree to find the source of this noise. What he finds is a large gorilla mov... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-13 You might be a Redneck Jedi if... You ever heard the phrase, May the force be with y'all. Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. You can e... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-13 You know yours is a Red Neck Church if: Upon learning that Jesus fed the 5000, the men want to know whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-13 Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous s... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-13 Arkansas State Residency Application ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name:(_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F ____... 阅读全文>>