日期：2007-09-18 10) You can't use 5-1/4 floppy disks. 9) You can't go shopping with your friends for a Sound Blaster board because Macs don't need one. 8) Your 200 MHz 604e Mac does integer calculation equivalent to a 362 MHz Pentium Pro, but you can only brag about... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, We only have one rule here in heaven... don't step on the ducks. So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost im... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an A so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before fin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 One night, a small plane was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 Bill and Hillary are now married 40 years. When they first got married, Bill said, I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it. In all their 40 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 40t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark. The mother smiled reassuringly at her... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 Here's why............ According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived. Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, I know the whole truth. The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues! Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck! What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ? Freeze a jolly good fello... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 Top ten answers I always wanted to give to women but never have (and had to keep on dealing with an acute sense of repression of my true nature): No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex. The dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 A man walks into a bar. He sees a good-looking lady sitting on a stool. He walks up to her and says, Hi there, how's it going? She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, I'll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 It was a nice day at the park by the lake. Three guys were casting their lines to catch some fish and a couple were rowing in a small boat. Two crows were cruising by, eyeing for some targets to let loose on. The younger of the two crows tried to sho... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK: I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 These are actual directions found on certain products around the world! 1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips. You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details inside! you think to your self (Shoplifters special) 2. On Tesco's Ti... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have the oven serviced. A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling ov... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 This little boy goes to his Dad and asks, What is politics? Dad says, Well, son let me try to explain it to you this way... I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me 'Capitalism'. Your Mum, she's the administrator of the household, so we'll... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 Doctor Larsson was doing his normal morning rounds of the Psychology ward when he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hang... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 Four technology experts were golfing one day, 3 Americans and one Japanese gentleman. On the 7th green they hear a BEEP BEEP BEEP. The 1st American took a pen from his pocket, clicked it twice and said Hello. After a short conversation, the man click... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-18 The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with. So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought... 阅读全文>>