日期：2007-11-13 karl was telling his buddies back on the farm about his first visit to a big city church. When I got there, they made me park my old pick-up in the corral, he began. You mean in the parking lot, interrupted Jeb, a more worldly fellow. Then I walked... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-13 A Jewish family invited their redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and their hostess announced, This is soup made with matzo balls. Seeing two large matzo balls in the soup, the redneck man was very he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-13 The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of Guess the Animal. The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat. Okay, boys and girls, she said brightly, can anyone tell me what this is? I know, I know, it's a cat! yelled a litt... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-13 The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of Guess the Animal. The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat. Okay, boys and girls, she said brightly, can anyone tell me what this is? I know, I know, it's a cat! yelled a litt... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ag... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now. He looks at her and says angrily, Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo prin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 An Irishman in a wheelchair rolls into a bar and asks the waitress for a cup of coffee. He then looks over at the bar and asks the waitress, Is that Jesus? The waitress says that it is, so the Irishman says, Give him a cup of coffee... I'll pay. A f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their pickemup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. Hey, says the lone hunter, I don't want to tell you how to do something... but I can tell you that it's much easier if yo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recuiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So, he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and that all elgible young men and women be invited... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Bob says to Lester, You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie g... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger walks up, Afternoon sir, the ranger says, You got an Alabama duck hunting license? Yes I do, the redneck replies. The ranger picks up one of the ducks and sticks a finger up it's bum and takes a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in. But we's privates, protests Jasper. We's... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the tes... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, I want my $20 million. The man replied, No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, Waitress, there's a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating. The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. Wo... 阅读全文>>