日期：2008-02-28 What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama? Relative humidity... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of a ten point buck. Where's Henry? Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 Buba and Bo were driving down the road one day and Bo said Buba, Let's stop at that filling station over on the loop. I've heard some thing about it and want to see if it's true. Buba say's O.K., and they head for the station. When they pull up to t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 Q. Why did the redneck put condoms on his ears during sex? A. He didn't want to get hearing aids.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 How do you give a hillbilly a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 A student from a southern university was visiting a relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a party and met a pretty co-ed. He attempted to start up a conversation with the line, Where do y'all go to school, li'l lady? The co-ed was not imp... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 How to install a Redneck wireless security system: Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a real... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 A salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant rooms. The salesman he was very tired and he would take any bed, he'd even share a room as he had been driving all day. I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 A couple of farmers were walking back across the fields after a boozy lunch at the local when they spotted a lamb caught fast in the fence. Ahrr, Jem, I could wish that was Anna Kournikova stuck in that fence like that,. Jem replied Well, I'm just w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to. He saw two men sitting on a porch and said, I'm moving here from the city, what do you guys do around here? The men answered, Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw. He then asked, Wh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a French g... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything. Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone down to the crick to wash clothe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Set... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 (Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training) Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate. 1. A clitoris is a type of flower. T F 2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. T F 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. T F 4... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: How do you spell 'dumb'? Darla says d-u-m-b, dumb The teacher says, very good, now use it in a sentence. She says Buckwheat is dumb Now spell stupid. Darla says s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid. The... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! : ...now its 11:00 at the police station... bil... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, What are all those clocks? St.Peter answered, Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every tim... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you... 阅读全文>>