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日期：2007-09-22 NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. A million dollars, he answered, because I want to donate it... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-22 A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together and seeing whose could perform the most impressive feat. Okay, Rover, ordered the architect, and Rove... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-22 A young man struck up a conversation with a young lass in a singles bar. All went well until he mentioned that he was a dentist, at which point she lost interest. The next evening and again the next, pretty much the same thing happened. Finally on t... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-22 A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, All Lawyers are ASSHOLES! A man at the front of the bar stands up and says Hey! I resent that! So the first man asks, Why? Are you a lawyer? NO! I'm an asshole! Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-22 What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his ass. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Curtis... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-22 A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, Hi there, how's it going tonight? She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, I'll screw anybody any time, any... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-22 What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-22 An engineer dies and goes to heaven. However, when St. Peter meets him at the gate he says, Wait a second! You're in the wrong place! Beat it! So, the engineers goes down to Hell, and gets settled in. He soon becomes dissatisfied with conditions the... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-22 Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-13 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-13 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-13 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-13 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-13 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-13 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-13 ... 阅读全文>> |
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