日期：2008-06-11 An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly blind widow, for which he charged her $100. The widow opened her purse and removed a $100 bill. When the lawyer accepted it, he noticed there was another 100 stuck to it. Immediate... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 A woman went to her doctor in a panic. Doctor, you must help me, she sobbed, please put my mind at rest.. Is it possible to become pregnant from anal sex..? The doctor leaned back in his chair and said, You foolish woman - of course it is. Where do... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Two solicitors came to a sticky end and were slowly making their way up to Heavan. On their way up the great staircase that leads to the Pearly Gates one turned to the other and said, Look, Piers, I don't care how rare it is for a solicitor to make... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 What do you say to a busload of lawyers crashing over a five hundred foot cliff? Got room for one more?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 1. You have the right to swing first. Anything you do can and will lead to an ass-kicking. 2. You have the right to have a priest and/or an EMT present at the time of the ass-kicking. 3. If you don't have a priest, one will be appointed free of char... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, Ms. Jones, do you know me? She responded, Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since yo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 Defense Attorney: Would you please state your age to the court for the record. Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us in your own words, what happened to you on the night in question. Little Old Lady: There I was sitt... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defence lawyer asks Sam, Did you see my client commit this burglary? Yes, said Sam, I saw him plainly take the goods. The lawyer asks Sam again, Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared. The Devil told the lawyer, I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stan... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park. While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears, one male and one female. The male bear dismembered and ate the Czechslovak... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 ** How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney. ** How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. ** How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 ** How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? ** How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company. ** If a lawyer and an IR... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 ** What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. ** What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor. ** What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 ** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. ** What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 ** What's the difference between God and a lawyer? God doesn't think he's a lawyer. ** Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostages? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Fellow 1: Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too. Fellow 2: Wow, that's Incredible. How d... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers. As I'm sure you can understand, she started... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke starts massaging the person in front's back. The other bloke immediately turns round and says to him, What the hell do you think you're doing? The bloke behind tell... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. The doctor asked, Do you enjoy it? She said that she did. He asked, Does it hurt you? She... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 A young attorney, 'who had taken over his father's practice', rushed home elated one night. Dad, listen, he shouted, I've finally settled that old McKinney suit. Settled it!! cried his astonished father. Why, I gave that to you as an annuity for lif... 阅读全文>>