日期：2007-10-27 Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin? My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be. Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to d... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A man doing telephone solicitations for a local charity called up a prominent and wealthy lawyer and asked him for a modest donation. The lawyer became incensed at the request and said to his caller: I bet you weren't aware that just this past week... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case, the judge ordered his bailiff to go through the courthouse and round up e... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, Your Honor, my client has been driving for over twenty-five years. Your Honor, the plaintiff's lawyer retorted, if this case is going to be judged by experience, may I remind you t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 It was so cold this morning that I even saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets! Submitted by calamjo Edited by Yisman... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A secretary comes in late for work for the third day in a row, so her boss calls her into his office. Look, Sharon, he says irritably. I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession. The surgeon says, Surgery is the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you ca... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. ?To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,? the attorney reads. ?To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked afte... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, May I help you? The farmer said, Yeah, I want to get one of them dayvorces. The attorney said, Well do you have any grounds? The farmer said, Yeah, I got ab... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all ov... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. Isn't it true, he bellowed, that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case? The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 A pipe bursts in a lawyer?s house, so he calls a plumber. The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, does mysterious plumber type things for a while, and hands the lawyer a bill for $600. The lawyer exclaims, ?This is ridiculous! I don?t even make that... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? A lawyer's necktie.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said, You're crazy! You'll never... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 Have you heard about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. I can arrange some things for you, the devil said. I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger in front of him. The startled front tiger turned and said, Cut it out. The rear tiger apologized,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. What a babe, one said, I'd sure like to fuck her! Really? the other responded, Out of what?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work weeks, the associate was happy to reciprocate. However, when asked by a friend to identify the love... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Poe calls a brief recess and retires to his chambers. En route, he bumps into Judge Graham. ?Say,? Poe asks, ?what would you give a 63-year-old hooker?? ?Christ,? Graham replies. ?Five or s... 阅读全文>>