日期：2008-07-04 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, one to sue the ladder company.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The attorney immediately advised that he intended to appeal... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for the three men he trusted most his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman. He told them,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision: There are now more attorneys than there ar... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked Give it to me straight. How long have I got? The physician replied that he doubted that his patient would survive the night. The man then said Call for my lawyer. When the lawyer ar... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school? An offer you can't understand.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog. T... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 A man walked into a curio shop and began to browse. He was attracted to a brass rat on a shelf behind the counter. He asked the shopkeeper for a price, and was told to make an offer. Presently they agreed on a price, and the brass rat changed hands.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manager were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car broke down in a rural area, and they were forced to seek shelter for the night at a nearby farmhouse. T... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man. The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked Mommy, why did they bury two men there?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Four surgeons are having a coffee after performing surgery. I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered. says the first. I think librarians are the easiest, said the second surgeon. When you open them up all thei... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Justin Turner, representing Elite Premier Ltd, outlining his client's case for an injunction said, The agency represents many models who are household names such as Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Cambell and Linda Evangelista. I don't know if your Lordship... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in his hands. What's the matter? he asked of his friend, did your lawyer give you bad advice ..? No - i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 How do you get a lawyer down from a tree...? Cut the rope..... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyers in the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.... 阅读全文>>