日期：2007-11-10 Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered. The second said, I think librarians are the easiest to op... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-10 What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-10 A man who was to be investigated by the Inland Revenue, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper. the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the op... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-10 A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-10 What do you call an honest lawyer? Broke.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-10 1. The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They weren't working.... They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. 2. How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-10 A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce. A jar of regular scientist brains f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-10 As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, Why are all the blinds drawn? The doctor answered, There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-10 A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer making love to a beautiful woman. That's not fair, he complained. I face torment for all... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. $50 for three questions, replied the lawyer. Isn't that awfully steep? asked the man. Yes, the lawyer replied, and what was your third question?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 The prosecuting attorney had just called his first witness to the stand, an elderly woman. Approaching her, he asked, Do you know me, Mrs. Jackson? I certainly do, Mr. Craine, since you were a small boy, she responded. Actually, you've been a very b... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, Do you serve lawyers here? Sure do, said the bartender. Good, replied the man. Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. My name is Joshua. What's yours? asked the first boy. Adam, replied the second. My daddy is a doctor. What does your daddy... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. Isn't it true, he bellowed, that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case? The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 Two litte boys are talking to each other when the older boy, Little Tommy, gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, Grandpa, please make a frog noise. The Grandpa says, No. Little Tommy goes on, Please .. please .. make a frog noise. The Gran... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 An old man operated a street corner pretzel stand, selling the pretzels for a quarter each. Each day at lunch time, a young lawyer would pass the stand, leave the man twenty-five cents, but never take a pretzel. This continued for a number of years... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in dangerous, shark-infested waters? He surprised his traveling companions by volunteering to swim to the far-off shore for help. As he swam, his companions were startled by the appea... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 You are a cheat! shouted the attorney to his opponent. And you're a liar! bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphed... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-27 You're a high priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me? Absolutely! What's the second question?... 阅读全文>>