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日期：2011-12-13 A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. I can't hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge. Can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. The man nodded his head. You'll... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-11-17 Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away. 律师：你... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-10-28 A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly（坦率地） that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction（撤销） : Half the city council aren't crooks. 一次，一份报纸刊登了一篇社论... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-10-20 A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man. How about that! he exclaimed. They've got three people buried in one grave. 有一个人参观墓地时见到一块墓碑上写着：在这里安息的是约翰凯利，一个律... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-10-07 In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, But Sir, I wont live that long! So the judge replied, Don't worry, just do what you can! 在法庭上，法官宣判某个罪犯要服三十年徒刑。犯人说：不过庭上，我活... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-05-13 A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. But officer, the man began, I can explain. Just be quiet, snapped the officer. I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. But, office... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-05-13 You are a cheat! shouted the attorney to his opponent. And you're a liar! bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel sharply, His Honor interrupted: All right, now that both attorneys have been identified, let's get on with this case.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-04-14 A judge asked our group of potential jurors（陪审员） whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. I can't hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge. Can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. The man nodded his hea... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-03-25 It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent（仁慈的） mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked. Doing my christmas shopping early, replied the defendant. That's no offense, replied the judge, How early were you... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-01-12 A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, My mom is a Doctor! Sarah stood up and said, My father is a Professor! Little Johnny stood up and said, My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse... 阅读全文>> 日期：2010-10-29 The British RAF base where I was stationed（驻扎，配置） as part of a contingent（分遣队，偶然事件） of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through（蜿蜒穿过） the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian（行人） acc... 阅读全文>> 日期：2010-05-13 A Brain Transplant The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patien. For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician. The pati... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-08-15 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-08-15 A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. Only a shilling? said the Justice, Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-08-15 A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn?t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, %26quot;Don?t worry. You?ll never have to go to jail with all that money.? And the lawyer was ri... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with How much is two plus two? The eng... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day. The Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who escorted him to his quarters. The room was somewhat... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Answer: No. Reply: Good!... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-07-04 How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move.... 阅读全文>> |
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