日期：2008-02-02 Two lawyers, Jon and Bill, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Bill a $50 bet. Bill agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Bill is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. Help... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers. As I'm sure you can understand, she started o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 In California, more than 600 lawyer hopefuls were taking the State Bar exams in the Pasadena Convention Center, when a 50 year old man taking the test suffered a heart attack. Only two of the 600 test takers, John Leslie and Eunice Morgan, stopped t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin, he asked i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn't make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by hi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with How much is two plus two? The eng... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day. The Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who escorted him to his quarters. The room was somewhat... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defence lawyer.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with How much is two plus two? The eng... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn't make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by hi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave? Of course not, dear. replied the m... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? Shoot the lawyer twice.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and sai... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they?ll have something to pay t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place. So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied wi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: ?J... 阅读全文>>