13-01-23 Veronica was an only child. Even as a child, she decided that she was going to be a doctor. All her dolls became her patients. All her dollhouses became hospitals for her patients. She spent her early childhood treating her patients for all kinds of...

13-01-17 A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments（疾病） and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated（激怒的） doctor asked the...

13-01-17 The English author, Richard Savage, was once living in London in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he had written the story of his life, but not many copies of the book had been sold in the shops, and Savage was living from hand to mout...

12-12-25 Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me. He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at length, I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pound...

12-11-13 A Canadian man who was believed to have been in a vegetative state for more than a decade, has been able to tell scientists that he is not in any pain. 加拿大一位保持植物人状态长达10年的男子，已能够告诉科学家他无任何疼痛感。 It's the first time an u...

12-10-26 A pious（虔诚的） believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism（洗礼） . One day, he went to see the doctor. The doctor checked his pulse and gave him a thorough medi...

12-08-09 Long long ago, there was a famous doctor named Bian Que who usually traveled everywhere to collect medicine to cure patients. One day, he heard about the sudden death of the prince of the State of Guo when he was passing the country. He inquired abo...

12-07-20 影片对白 Schoolmaster: And finally, some positions have opened up for the Safety Patrol. If anyone is interested, see Mr. Winsky after homeroom . Greg: Now that's what I'm talking about. Safety Patrol. The cops of middle school. You boss people arou...

12-07-18 Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven. The first doctor said,Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work. St. Peter let him in. The second doctor said, I haven't won any prizes, but I've started...

12-07-10 A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted（放屁） at least 20 times since I've been her...