日期：2012-07-31 影片对白 Greg's mother: Hey, Rodrick, could you come here, please? What happened to the lock? Rodrick: I don't know what you are talking about? Greg's mother: There was a lock on this door. Rodrick: I don't think so. Greg's mother: Rodrick, I have l... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-31 影片对白 Greg: Hi, Rowley. Rowley: Hey. Rodrick: Does he know about the D-O-R-E? The door. Greg: Oh, yeah, don't worry. I already told him, deny, deny, deny. Greg's father: Hi, Rowley, how do you do, huh? OK. Was there a lock on this door? I must lo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-31 影片对白 Greg: Gotta go, Mom. Rodrick: Later, Mom. Greg's father: See you, honey. Greg's mother: Ok, ok. Wait. Hold on. Wait a second. I need a moment for a family meeting. Now your father and I have been talking. Things between two of you had reall... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-31 影片对白 Greg: Rowley, don't just pulling me down. Who is that? Chirag: Her name is Holly Hills. She just moved here. Greg: What grade she is? Chirag: Seven. She is an All-star soccer player, has done professional modelling and was a sixth grade cla... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-27 精彩对白 Jack: I'm gonna make this brief, Pam-cake. I'm not getting any younger. Pam: Dad. Jack: No, I want to make sure there's someone around besides me who you can fully count on. I couldn't help but notice how you and Kevin have reconnected thes... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-27 精彩对白 Prudence: So great you two could join us. Really wonderful when grandparents play an integral role in early humans' lives. We love them. Jack: Early humans do need guidance. Prudence: Is that your role, Jack? To guide them? Jack: Yes, I see... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-27 精彩对白 Jack: An original American Foursquare , Greg, very nice. Focker: Yeah, yeah. It's got rock-solid bones and, you know, it's... Kevin: Hey! There they are. Jack: Kev-O, that's quite a rental . Kevin: Yeah. Gustavo, my assistant, hooked it up... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-27 精彩对白 Kevin: Hey, everybody. Hello. Jack: Kevin. Kevin: J.B. Oh! Good to see you. Focker: There he is! The engaged guy! Kevin: How you doing, man? Oh! What happened to your pointer ? Focker: I had a little incident with the business end of a turk... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-27 精彩对白 Focker: Welcome, in-laws! Dina: Oh, Gregor. My goodness. Focker: Dina, Dina Bobina, Banana Fana Fofina. Dina: I'm so happy to see you. Focker: Lovely Dina. Dina: You, too, Gregor. Focker: Hello, Jack. Jack: Greg. Everything okay, Greg? Fock... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-27 精彩对白 Kristen: Okay, you're about five minutes late. Focker: Yeah, I know. Kristen: A gica Denslow from the administrative board called. She wants to get a list of the budget cuts. You have a meeting in 20 minutes with John Raider and some drug r... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-20 影片对白 Rowley: Hey. Greg: Hey. Rowley: So, I left my racing game at your house and Collin's sleeping over tonight. So I need it back. Greg: What? No way. Finders, keepers. Rowley: You didn't find it, I left it. Greg: Fine, then leavers, losers. Ro... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-20 影片对白 Chirag: Hey, Gregory, want to sign the card? Greg: You got Rowley a card? Chirag: What? No, it's for Bryan Little. You know, the guy who writes the Wacky Dawg cartoons for the school paper? He has mono and he's going to be out for three mon... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-20 影片对白 Schoolmaster: And finally, some positions have opened up for the Safety Patrol. If anyone is interested, see Mr. Winsky after homeroom . Greg: Now that's what I'm talking about. Safety Patrol. The cops of middle school. You boss people arou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-20 影片对白 Coach: Well, I don't know where you put it, Heffley, but you gained 10 pounds and joined the Bulldog class. Greg: Yes. Rowley: I thought you didn't gain any weight this week. Greg: My mom's ankle weights. Coach: All right, bulldog Heffley.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-20 影片对白 Rowley: Wow, there's a lot to sign up for. You could be class favorite in a bunch of things. Jazz dancing! We could do that one together! Greg: I can't believe all these activities. They're all so much work. Staying after school, meeting be... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-20 影片对白 Rowley: Is that cheese? Chirag: Stop! Good God, man! You almost got the Cheese Touch. Greg: The what? Chirag: The Cheese Touch. Nobody knows when or how, but one day that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop . Nobody knew who it bel... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-06 精彩对白 Emilia: Jack? Hi. He does? Uh, where are you? Hey, Will. What's up ? Jack: Well, his mother's getting married today. And he wouldn't leave the house without me, and now he won't go inside without you. Emilia: Let me guess. When I moved out... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-06 精彩对白 Carolyn: Miss Greenleaf? Jack told me you moved out. Emilia: You talked to him? Carolyn: Yes, I did. William was very upset to see you leave with your suitcase. You never understood that children have eyes, have you? I called Jack to talk a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-06 精彩对白 Emilia: Hello. Carolyn: Yes. Emilia: Carolyn, I don't know if you remember me. Carolyn: I know who you are. Is Jack inside? Emilia: Yeah, he'll be down in a minute. Carolyn: All right. This is all your fault. Will has been so distracted and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-06 精彩对白 Jack: It's crazy. Emilia: Oh, Will is so sweet. He sounds really smart. Jack: He is. You know, there's something I've been thinking about. Emilia: I think we should move in together. Jack: Emilia- Emilia: Just hear me out . I love you, and... 阅读全文>>