日期：2008-12-24 Sara: So, you're married. Michael: Uh, well... not in the traditional sense of the word. Sara: Michael, we're both adults, put your cards on the table . Okay, I'll got first. Um... as one of the very few women around here, I'm used to a certain amou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Abruzzi: Philly. Philly: Sit down, kid. So... Fibonacci. How'd you find him? Michael: Did my homework. Philly: You get elliptical with me for one more second, and I will cancel you. You understand me? Abruzzi: Give it up, Fish. Michael: Before someo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Cherry: Help me. Please. T-bag: You'll have to forgive my boy. He has the, uh, propensity to be a bit gregarious when he shouldn't be. Fraternizing in the prison shower. Come on. Michael: Maybe you ought to cut the kid a break . T-bag: You wouldn't... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 T-bag: Been doing a little, uh, thinking. I'm gonna need a PI card, aren't I? I mean that's where this whole thing is happening, isn't it? Abruzzi: It's on its way. T-bag: You're slow-walking me, aren't you? Abruzzi: Why would I do such a thing? T-b... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Nick: We need to focus on the real question. Who wanted Terrence Steadman dead? Veronica: The call came from DC. What does that tell you? Nick: You got to think past the government, though. Anybody could be here. A business partner, a rival... Veron... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Garfield: Aha! I so knew you weren't me. Prince: And you must be Garfield. Garfield: How do you know my name? Prince: I've lived your life for the past few days. Yes, if ever a man loved a cat, it's your Jon. Return to him, Garfield. Return to your... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Preston: Oh, hogwash! Garfield: Huh? Preston: I tell you, this cat is mocking us at every turn . Winston: Preston, calm yourself. We're only doing what is best for everybody. Preston: How much longer must we sustain this charade? I can't believe thi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Garfield: Listen, Winnebago, if I may call you that. When history speaks of me, and she will, I want to be remembered as the ''Party Prince.'' Winston: As you wish. Marten: You chaps know me. I'm no snob. Right? But this cat is too much . Preston: H... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Anchorperson: The animals are said to have suffered a mild seasickness, but now are back to eating the finest calf's liver. Garfield: Oh, boy. Must be sweet. My tummy's upset. May I have some liver? Boy, I wish Jon was a queen. Maid: Housekeeping. G... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Rabbit: Keep still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will. Goose: I've got a bad feeling about this. Ducks: I can't watch. If Lord Dargis gets the estate, we're done for . We're doomed! Rabbit: Shh! Quiet. Lawyer: To my devoted Smithee, I make thee ca... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Jon: I want you to know, you're the most important thing in my life. Garfield: Let me sleep, please. Jon: Before I met you, my life had no meaning. I was incomplete. Garfield: Oh, you still are, really. Jon: I guess what I'm trying to say is...will... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Sucre: There are three things for certain in life---death, taxes and count. Only way to stop count is... Michael: What? Sucre: Never mind. It's a bad idea. Michael: Worse than the idea of losing Maricruz? Sucre: A lockdown. We get Gen Pop locked dow... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Michael: Could use more PVC here, boss. Lincoln: Boss? C.O.: Sure thing , Burrows. But, hey, I don't want to check your trunk for splinters. I want every piece accounted for. Lincoln: Sure. Abruzzi: I got a ripped fertilizer bag inside! Hey, you! Yo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Michael: Haywire. You ever thought of breaking out? Haywire: What the hell would I do out there? Michael: Not be here. Haywire: Halfway houses, psych visits, meds, checking in with a P.O ., urine tests, keeping a job... No. Why you ask? Michael: Thi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Veronica: Hello! Leticia: Don't you move a muscle . Veronica: Take it easy, Leticia. Leticia: You're working with them, aren't you? Think I'm stupid, lady? I hear the clicks on my phone, I see the cars out there on the street. Veronica: I know you'r... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Lincoln: It's great to see your face. Veronica: I think it's time you quit the charade, don't you? Lincoln: What? Veronica: It's starting to ruin people's lives. Michael's in here because he thinks you're innocent. Lincoln: He told you. Veronica: He... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-24 Sid: That's it. Can I just, you know, look at it for a minute? Michael: You're an artist, Sid. Sid: You're telling me you're just gonna walk out of here and I'm never going to see it again. Michael: There's a good chance of that, yes. Sid: Most guys... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Mary Alice: Martha Huber waited her whole life for something to happen to her, something exciting. As a child, she hoped to be kidnapped by a band of pirates. As a teenager, she dreamt of being discovered by a Hollywood talent scout . As a young wom... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Karl: Damn woman, you were good! Yes, you're next, Suzie-Q. Whatcha gonna sing? Edie: Yes. Mike: You sing? Susan: Only when I'm alone. Karl: Come on, we're among friends. Susan: I don't think so. Mike: Well, I, for one, would love to hear your voice... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Gabrielle: How am I supposed to live without a car? Lawyer: Gabrielle, listen. Tanaka is still at large , and they're going to want Carlos to flip on him, so this is their way of playing hardball. Now, I'm guessing that they're not done yet. Gabriel... 阅读全文>>