日期：2008-12-23 Rex: What's this? Bree: Your son's urine. Rex (to his golf partner): I'm gonna need a moment. Bree: I think Andrew has been smoking marijuana, so I want you to take this and get it tested right away. Rex: Why? Bree: Because I want you to pull him fr... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 John: Nobody's home. Gabrielle: I know, I've been watching. I came to talk to you. Mary Alice: Although she would need to be discrete. Gabrielle: Keep working! What were you thinking, showing up at the hospital? John: I had to see if she was okay. G... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Tom: Wow, honey, look, this place looks spotless! Lynette: Thanks. Tom: Listen, I have come up with this killer idea for the Spotless Scrub campaign. Lynette: Great! You wanna run it by me? Tom: No. I'm good. But, thanks. Lynette: Okay. Tom: Well, t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Kate: Oh, by the way, happy Valentine's Day. Morgan: Oh, God, Katie, I didn't get you anything. I'm sorry. I've just been so swamped and... Kate: Doesn't matter. Henry: Oh. What is this? It's global warming. Henry: Dr. Forster? Hi, I'm sorry to have... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Morgan: Hey, have you eaten? Kate: No, but I'm not- Morgan: Neither have I. I realized I'm totally starving . We could grab a quick bite . Kate: Okay. Morgan: Yeah? Kate: All right. Morgan: Looks pretty good. Perfect. Kate: No, Morgan, it's--it's no... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Henry: Looks smaller. When did he complete it? Alex: You weren't born yet and I was 8. Henry: Corbusier meets Frank Lloyd Wright. Alex: You know dad played cards with both of them, sharing a joint . Henry: Yeah, well... Alex: Can't swim. There shoul... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Simon Wyler: About the... the other day it was not a good moment. I was in a hell of a hurry. Alex: Of course. You've got some nice pieces here. Simon: Oh, yeah. Music's fine, music helps. It's like Nietzsche says: Life would be senseless-- Alex: Wi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Kate: May be we should introduce ourselves properly. I'm a doctor, dedicated to curing the sick. At least, trying to. Alex: I'm an architect. I like to build. And while I wouldn't say my current project is ideal...it allows me to be here, in this pl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Kate Forster: Sixty degrees on Valentine's Day. Can't be Chicago. Mrs. Forster: The TV says it's global warming. The icebergs start melting, water covers the Earth. Thank God we won't live to see it. Kate: What's this? Mrs. Forster: Oh. That's nothi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play? Ross: No, women are welcome to play. Phoebe:... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Chandler: It's not just that she's cute, okay. It's just that... she's really really cute. Ross: It doesn't matter. You don't dip your pen in the company ink. Monica: Ross, your little creature's got the remote again. Ross: Marcel, Marcel, giv... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Chandler: It's not just that she's cute, okay. It's just that... she's really really cute. Ross: It doesn't matter. You don't dip your pen in the company ink . Monica: Ross, your little creature's got the remote again. Ross: Marcel, Marcel, give Ros... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Joey: Vulva? Ross: Alright, I panicked, alright? She, she took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling. Joey: Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times? Ross: Shut up! It was mine. I just... I just I don't think... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Janice: I brought you something. Chandler: Is it loaded? Oh, little candy hearts. Chan and Jan Forever. Janice: I had them made special. Chandler: Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee. Chandler: Joey,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Mary Alice Young: Of the many suburban rituals, none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale. The shoppers come to sift through the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know, in the hopes of finding bargains they don't reall... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Lynette: So, he just blew you off ? Susan: I told him another man asked me out. It was the perfect opportunity for Mike to feel jealous, and nothing. Lynette: Did you bat your eyes ? You know, it doesn't work if you don't bat your eyes. Susan: Honey... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Mary Alice Young: When I was alive, I maintained many different identities: lover, wife, and ultimately, victim. Yes, labels are important to the living. They dictate how people see themselves. Like my friend, Lynette. She used to see herself as a c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Susan: Okay, I've got to break the ice here. So you're in counseling. Big deal . You want humiliation, I'll give you humiliation. I locked myself out of my house, stark naked, and got caught by Mike. Gabrielle: Oh my God, when did this happen? Susan... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-12-23 Mary Alice Young: Susan awoke that night alone and parched. And as she gazed out her window, she saw the tall drink of water she needed to quench her thirst. Julie: Dear Diary. Mike doesn't even know I'm alive. Susan: Shut up. Julie: If you want to... 阅读全文>>