日期：2013-05-31 片段对白 Carol: Don't be mad at me for this, okay? Sarah: The last time you said that to me you stole my boyfriend. Danny Shea. Carol: I did not steal Danny Shea. Sarah: I haven't forgiven you, by the way. Carol: Stop. He was a terrible kisser. Sara... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-04-18 片段对白 Charlie: Two guys alone in the afternoon watching Doctor Zhivago. There's something gravely wrong here. Jake: It's all there, man. The yearning, the suffering, a woman you'll pursue through blizzards , across continents. A love so real, eve... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-04-18 片段对白 Salesman: I'll be right with you. Hi. Can I help you? Sarah: Single chicken breast, please. Salesman: For an extra 75 cents, you can get the whole fryer here. Two breasts, two thighs and a wing. Today's special. Sarah: Thank you. I don't kn... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-04-18 片段对白 Sarah: No. No way, I'm not going out with this guy. Carol: Just call him. Say hello. He's in my book club. Sarah: Why is there a woman in this picture? Carol: It's his wife. They're separated, but he didn't want to go to the trouble of phot... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-04-18 精彩对白 Classmate: Welcome, you guys. Listen, find your nametag , find out what table you're sitting at. Ashley, so good to see you! Oh, my God. Billy! Oh, my God, you're looking so svelte . You used to be morbidly obese. I was concerned. Kev: Hey.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-04-18 精彩对白 Stifler: What the fuck is this! Who the hell changed the music? Friend: Sorry, we thought this was more baby-friendly . Didn't we? Yes, we did. Chester: Stifmeister! Stifler: Chester! What have you cock-smokers been up to? Chelster's partne... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-04-18 精彩对白 Jim: What took you guys so long? Finch: We were looking for Kevin. Couldn't find him. Oz: Plus , that hot piece of ass Oz is banging got wasted, so we had to drop her off . Jim: You brought him? Stifler: Of course they brought me. When you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-04-18 精彩对白 Jim: Oh, come on! Kev: Hey, watch it! Okay, jeez. Jim: Am I wrong, or was this place a lot more fun when we were younger? Oz: No, no. I think it's the same. We're just old now. Kev: But were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the da... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-04-18 精彩对白 Jim: Kev. Kev: Hey! Jim: What's up, man? Kev: Jim. Oz: Hey, guys! Jim: Oz. Kev: There he is. Jim: You made it . Oz: Hey, I missed your wedding. I wasn't gonna miss this. Hey, buddy. Jim: What's up, pal? Oz: Good to see you. Jim: Yeah, man.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-04-18 精彩对白 Stifler: Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers! Reggie, give me some love. Reggie: Looking good, Stifler. Stifler: Ladies, better be working hard, you weren't hired for your looks. Actually, you were. Not you. Colleague: Seriously? Stifler:... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-28 片段对白 Cousin Hugh: Well, no surprise. Other than the holdouts who don't wanna sell at all, it's done. Holitzer. Chicago group a distant second. Feels good. Doing the right thing, Mattie. At least there ain't gonna be any Walmart. All right. Now i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-28 片段对白 Matt: So guess what. That woman at the beach today, that was his wife. Alex: Whose wife? Matt: Brian Speer. Alex: What? The hottie with the hat? Matt: Yeah. Alex: Are you sure? Matt: Yeah. Alex: So he's married? Why didn't you say anything?... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-28 片段对白 Matt: Girls, let me go in for just a quick moment alone first. I'll be right out. You were gonna ask for a divorce so you could be with some fucking fuckhead, Brian Speer? Are you kidding me? Who are you? The only thing I know for sure is y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-28 片段对白 Matt: Hello? Kai? Mark? It's me, Matt. Hey. Kai: No, it's not. I'm just saying you always wanna have... Mark: I'm not a mind reader . Kai: Wait. Hello? Matt: It's me, it's Matt. Kai: Oh, hey, Matt. Matt: Is this a bad time? Kai: Uh, no, no,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-28 片段对白 Scottie: I don't like eggs. Matt: Why didn't you tell me before I made them? Scottie: I thought they were for you. Matt: Good morning. How you feeling? Hung over? Why am I not surprised? I thought you were supposed to be getting your act to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-28 片段对白 Matt voiceover: As if Liz's coma weren't enough already, the whole goddamn state is following my decision on who's gonna buy 25,000 pristine acres on Kauai that my family has owned since the 1860s. A lot of my cousins are broke, and the sal... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-28 精彩对白 Reporter: Hey, excuse me, sir. The dog out there. Boilins: Yeah? Reporter: Is that the dog that I've been hearing so much about? Boilins: What's it to you ? Reporter: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Teddy Barnes. I'm with the Woonsocket Call. Yeah, I've... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-28 精彩对白 Parker: Sound any better that time? All right. You remember we were talking about John Philip Sousa ...great march composer around the turn of the century . He was a very famous man...but he had a huge thing about recorded music. He would n... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-12 精彩对白 Parker: Hachi! Wife: That's great, Jake. Jake: Thanks. Parker: Kate. You seen Hachi? He wasn't at the station. Kate: No, I haven't seen him since this morning. Come here. Look at her. Can you believe they had her covered for 30 years? Isn't... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-12 精彩对白 Michael: Hey, Mrs. Wilson, good to see you. Wife: Michael, nice to see you. Call me Kate. Michael: Okay. I got you some beer. Wife: Thank you. Thank you. Daughter: Everything looks delicious. Kate: Oh, good. Michael: Yeah, that's a great st... 阅读全文>>